Monday, January 2, 2012

My Feet Hurt From So Much Butt-Kickin'

Mid-July, 2008. I am on the floor of my closet writhing in pain. I am surprised I didn't throw up. My phone is in the office at the front of the house (the closest is the furthest possible point from the office). I begin to crawl, unable to stand after having unnaturally twisted and subsequently breaking my left knee.

It was most certainly not supposed to happen this way. I was on a two-week vacation of sorts, between jobs and had just finished the first week and the final honey do. I was going to start an awesome weight-loss and exercise plan the following day, finally getting myself into shape. Now I am the hospital being sized for a brace, crutches and eventually a three-scope surgery, removing 6cm of broken knee bone that will never grow back.  

It was one of the best things to ever happen to me. 

The recovery and rehab from the injury was grueling to say the least, but it gave me something to focus on. At first it was simply lying on my back, trying to lift my leg. It felt like a million pounds and the moment of incredible pride when I accomplished that feat was awesome. Eventually it was losing the crutches and walking to the mailbox, to the next street and back, to the park, to the pond, to my parents house a half-mile away. Soon I found myself walking substantial distances multiple times throughout the day - sometimes 12 miles total. My eating habits cleaned up and I lost a ton of weight. 

But that wasn't enough. Having long thought I would never run again, I reluctantly gave it a try. I couldn't believe my knee didn't fall apart and more over couldn't believe my shin splints were gone. Amazing!

Much like the walking pattern, I started running -- mostly short distances to start, soon adding up to semi-respectable miles. 

It was snowing last January when I started training for my first half-marathon. It snowed a lot (for Texas) last winter, but despite it, I trained almost to perfection and completed a half-marathon last March. Since then, I have completed three more, most recently yesterday, conquering the New Years Double challenge (www.newyearsdouble.com). 

Running organized events is a load of fun and the process of training is actually pretty fun. That said, after a full year of running, it has begun to get a bit monotonous and I am looking forward to a much-needed running diet. I am digging deep into the Men's Health fitness apps and will be spending most days in January in the gym lifting and doing cardio. February 1 I will start run-training to again complete the Rock n Roll Dallas half-marathon -- this time hopefully achieving my two outstanding half-marathon goals...1) run the entire way and 2) finish in under 2:10:00. 

Here's to a healthy new year no matter what you decide your focus will be. 

Sunday, January 1, 2012

It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Happy New Year! Hope you're prepared to die.

December 21, 2012. Not sure what's to come, but if you read or watch almost anything, we are to believe that a kaleidoscope of craziness is supposed to rear its bad-ass head on we poor earthlings, sending us to the hereafter.

Of course, I trust the Mayan calendar as much as I trust that Doctor Emmett Brown will swoop back from the future in the Delorean and save us all. But alas, it's fun to play along. And whether it's the impending Mayan doomsday calendar date, or a zombie apocalypse, we can all probably stand to be a little more prepared.

First though, it's important (I think) to know what we're up against. Spending an amazingly little amount of time with my good friend Google, I found that the following are our (Americans) biggest threats:

Gulf Coast Tsunami, East Coast Tsunami, Heat Waves, Earthquakes in the Midwest, Supervolcano, Los Angeles Tsunami, Asteroid Impact, New York Hurricane, Pacific Northwest Megathrust Earthquake.

Sounds, to me, like we all better learn to surf with all the giants waves coming this way. That and invest in some sunscreen for the impending heat waves. Bring it on!

But what about the real survival tips if things get really out of hand, you may ask. For this I consulted Wired.com's article on surviving a zombie attack. Here's what I found particularly insightful:

Know your zombies -- be it natural zombies, supernatural zombies, alien zombies, creep down the street or whomever, I think the important take away is to spend a brief moment trying to understand your adversary.

Stock up on some weapons -- rifles apparently are more accurate than handguns, so Wired recommends a rifle with any ammo larger than .22 caliber. Good luck packing that in your messenger bag!

Keep your head, stay cool and keep moving -- this you can put into practice daily. In other words, get fit fatty. Herbert Spencer and Charles Darwin may've been onto something after all.

And of course, for when the proverbial shit hits the proverbial fan, you're going to want a 72-hour emergency meal and survival kit.

These look cool and who wouldn' want some Mylar-pouch teriyaki for noshing as a warm-up to noshing on your neighbor:

http://www.providentmetals.com/deluxe-survival-kit-emergency-food-and-survival-supplies.html

Lastly, the end of the world wouldn't be nearly as fun without a butt-kickin' soundtrack to jam to until your iPhone battery runs out. Here's some selections from my preferred playlist:

Iggy and The Stooges -- Search and Destroy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-ImJh7HAMU&ob=av2n

The Misfits -- Astro Zombies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA6P6ErY4mk

Drowning Pool -- Bodies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO_QntXc-c4

Ramones -- SLUG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD_qCUHSvZw

Riverboat Gamblers -- Don't Bury Me..I'm Still Not Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rZFGetJG9U&ob=av2n

REM -- It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

Happy surviving!




Friday, December 30, 2011

The Lists, Part Two

My planning and execution would've had to have been impeccable. My list this year has 36 items -- goals, to-dos, resolutions, whatever. Some are big -- complete the backyard makeover (still pending), paint outside of house (still pending), purchase new living room suite (completed, though Jess would probably say "still pending"). Many are small -- take family to see Harlem Globetrotters (check), volunteer at least 12 times (check), get Zephyr on a soccer team (check). All told, out of the 36 items, some of which immediately changed in January (mostly the health-related ones), I fully completed 10, and partially completed another nine.

It's been a good year. We've worked hard, travelled, seen and done new things, learned, bickered, fought and loved. With everything, it's been a bit exhausting and I am not alone (I think) in looking forward to a more relaxed new year with hopes of striking the right balance of doing, and not doing (if you have kids, you know this is a difficult trick). In that spirit, I am not putting together a master list for 2012. It has gotten to the point where the list dictated (at least somewhat) our familial direction. Our direction needs to dictate what we do in 2012.

But sense I am a still a (reluctant) fan of lists, here's a few more bands/albums worthy of checking out and some movies that were highly enjoyable this year:

Tommy Guerrero - Lifeboats and Follies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ_XqPefH-8

Frank Turner - England Keep My Bones
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMwb7OwM6t4&feature=related

British Sea Power - Valhalla Dancehall
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-USHXbY-9ws

Explosions In The Sky - Take Care, Take Care, Take Care
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRv4Jpfh-b4&feature=related

Vaccines - What Did You Expect From The Vaccines?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQKjI6395iU

Young Adult - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar_-v7dEEoo
Captain America - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J3HfllvXWE
The Muppets - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVkla1N9tpQ
Super 8 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqvZMhRB5cE
The Help - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0dWCXCjX9o

Thursday, December 29, 2011

The Lists, Part One

The lists have been arduous, anixety-laden and damn-near impossible to complete. There was just too much to do, too little time to commit, too little money to devote. For the past two years, I have made incredible resolution/to-do lists that were supposed to add clarity and direction to my year and for the most part they did help. But almost a full 24 months later there are still many things outstanding and if I am being realistic, those things will probably be there 24 months from now.

Last year one of my main and probably most achievable goals was to listen to 200 new albums. I didn't accomplish this, but I came within a respectable distance. By my count, I listened to at least 151 new albums. I say at least, because I suspect that there are a few that I forgot to mark down. Despite not making it to 200, 151 albums is a heckuva lot of music and there were certainly albums that I spent a lot of time with and a lot that I didn't give proper time.

My list is kept in an Excel file. Simple, with the name of the band/artist and in the next column the title of the album. If it was great, I would highlight the columns in bold. If it was really great, I would highlight the columns in bold, and italicize.

My tastes are really all over the board and I am not going to claim any type of critical superiority over anyone else. Here are a few from the list that I think are worthy of mention. I would be curious to see what you liked and hope to perhaps find some new tunes to jump into as soon as the calendar page rolls.

Drum roll por favor:

Mastodon - The Hunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkPzOJbAN0A&feature=related

Future Virgins - Western Problems
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmcF1AzhRUo

Centro-Matic - Candidate Waltz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6ASAaFl4Vk

The Drums - Portamento
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqYgNiZdfh4

The Cool Kids - When Fish Ride Bicycles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jnUASsUKsM

Richard Swift - Walt Wolfman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlc2dqW8uGg

We Were Promised Jetpacks - In The Pit Of The Stomach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-t_N6uOMZE

Tennis - Cape Dory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DXBWzuwsxk

Raphael Saadiq - Stone Rollin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXHs0t5VQM4

The Decemberists - The King is Dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh50rpjU1iY

Ida Maria - Bad Karma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Z-e2DEK6o&ob=av2n

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

The Basics

It's taken me a while to come to the full reality of this, but I truly enjoy reading articles and blogs. More often than not, I prefer theme blogs or sites -- places I know I can always go to get specific information about this or that. As it stands, this will not be one of those blogs, simply for the fact that a) I'm too lazy to fully commit and b) I like too many things and don't want to pigeon-hole myself before I get going. This will be a (hopefully) daily outlet for me to express thoughts on a variety of subjects. From music to sports to art to parenting to food to whatever, I hope this can be an open forum with a decent amount of back and forth with whoever is out there and wants to participate.

So without further adieu, here are the basics (as I see them):

33 years old, born and raised in the DFW metroplex of Texas, married for 10.5 years to a great gal - Jessa - from Pennsylvania whom I met while touring in a punk rock band, parent of two kids - Maddy 7 and Zephyr 4, and one crazy-wild whippet - Sgt. Pepper. I work from home for a production music company, Megatrax. It's an awesome company and allows me many, many perks. I LOVE music. Not just a little bit, or specific styles. I love just about all of it and I listen to a ton of music each and every day. I also love sport -- football (Cowboys, of course), baseball (Rangers, among others), running (though I am getting bored and will be taking a break -- more on that to come), riding bikes, skateboards, etc.

So there you have the basics. Now that that is out of the way, please feel free to introduce yourself in one of the normal manners. Much more to come soon!